1 00:00:09,543 --> 00:00:12,446 Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, let's try this one. 2 00:00:12,479 --> 00:00:16,083 Alexa... Add "big hairy balls" to my shopping list. 3 00:00:16,116 --> 00:00:18,752 Alexa: I've added "big hairy balls" to your shopping list. 4 00:00:20,854 --> 00:00:22,823 Okay. 5 00:00:22,856 --> 00:00:27,728 A-Alexa! Add "smelly tampon boogers" to my shopping list! 6 00:00:27,761 --> 00:00:30,697 I added "smelly tampon boogers" to your shopping list. 7 00:00:34,868 --> 00:00:38,071 Alexa! Simon says, "I've got vagina crabs in my butthole." 8 00:00:38,105 --> 00:00:40,073 I've got vagina crabs in my butthole. 9 00:00:43,644 --> 00:00:46,813 Alexa! Simon says, 10 00:00:46,847 --> 00:00:50,350 "i gotta take a stinky poop!" 11 00:00:50,384 --> 00:00:52,352 I gotta take a stinky poop. 12 00:00:53,720 --> 00:00:55,656 That's the best one yet! You guys, 13 00:00:55,689 --> 00:00:57,658 I swear this is the greatest thing ever! 14 00:00:57,691 --> 00:00:58,692 You do one, token! 15 00:00:58,725 --> 00:01:01,295 Hey, babe, what's up? 16 00:01:01,328 --> 00:01:02,829 Hey, babe. What's going on? 17 00:01:02,863 --> 00:01:04,598 What are you doing? 18 00:01:04,631 --> 00:01:07,234 Nothing. I'm just having fun with my friends. 19 00:01:07,267 --> 00:01:08,502 That... that okay? 20 00:01:08,535 --> 00:01:10,304 What are you pissed off about? 21 00:01:10,337 --> 00:01:12,539 I'm not pissed off I'm just hanging out. 22 00:01:12,573 --> 00:01:14,317 So you're just going to be passive aggressive again 23 00:01:14,341 --> 00:01:16,143 and not talk about what you're feeling? 24 00:01:16,176 --> 00:01:18,679 Welp, I think... I think i got some stuff to do at home. 25 00:01:18,712 --> 00:01:20,214 Yup, come on ike. 26 00:01:20,247 --> 00:01:21,849 We got Google home at my house. 27 00:01:21,882 --> 00:01:25,185 Aw, guys, guys! Don't leave, guys. Everything's cool. 28 00:01:25,219 --> 00:01:27,754 We'll see you later man, g-good luck. 29 00:01:30,157 --> 00:01:31,692 Awesome. Thanks for coming in 30 00:01:31,725 --> 00:01:33,436 and bitching me out in front of all the guys. 31 00:01:33,460 --> 00:01:35,295 You wereclearlymad about something. 32 00:01:35,329 --> 00:01:37,431 You should just tell me when you're mad. 33 00:01:37,464 --> 00:01:38,775 Just like you tell me what you're mad about 34 00:01:38,799 --> 00:01:40,467 every single day. 35 00:01:40,501 --> 00:01:42,269 Why do act like this all the time?! 36 00:01:42,302 --> 00:01:44,137 You were the one who was pissed off. 37 00:01:44,171 --> 00:01:45,748 You're the one being passive aggressive again... 38 00:01:45,772 --> 00:01:48,292 because you don't know how to talk about what you're feeling! 39 00:01:52,279 --> 00:01:53,881 Alexa... 40 00:01:53,914 --> 00:01:56,183 Add "titty chips" to my shopping list. 41 00:01:56,216 --> 00:01:58,652 I've added "titty chips" to your shopping list. 42 00:02:05,726 --> 00:02:11,431 ♪♪ 43 00:02:11,465 --> 00:02:14,468 Look at 'em... Every day people are buyin' 44 00:02:14,501 --> 00:02:17,404 more and more of them Amazon and Google thingies, 45 00:02:17,437 --> 00:02:20,507 while we all sit here and lose our jobs! 46 00:02:20,541 --> 00:02:22,442 It ain't right. 47 00:02:22,476 --> 00:02:26,313 Automated personal assistants, self drivin' trucks... 48 00:02:26,346 --> 00:02:28,749 Whatever happened to people jobs?! 49 00:02:28,782 --> 00:02:31,618 They took our jobs! 50 00:02:31,652 --> 00:02:32,920 - Yeah! - Yeah! Yeah! 51 00:02:32,953 --> 00:02:34,955 They dook er jer! 52 00:02:34,988 --> 00:02:36,823 And it's time for us to band together 53 00:02:36,857 --> 00:02:38,325 and take to the streets 54 00:02:38,358 --> 00:02:40,460 to say we ain't gonna take it no more! 55 00:02:43,830 --> 00:02:47,668 Now let's get out there and protest that Alexa... 56 00:02:47,701 --> 00:02:50,304 Took our jobs! 57 00:02:50,337 --> 00:02:53,640 Now playing "dook re derr" by joni Mitchell. 58 00:02:53,674 --> 00:02:59,246 ♪ Help me, I think I'm fallin' in derk er derrrr... ♪ 59 00:02:59,279 --> 00:03:01,481 No! Not joni Mitchell dook er der, 60 00:03:01,515 --> 00:03:02,816 youdook er der! 61 00:03:05,552 --> 00:03:10,657 There's been a lot of hurting in our country lately. 62 00:03:10,691 --> 00:03:15,362 You can either be a part of the solution or part of the problem. 63 00:03:15,395 --> 00:03:18,298 A few months ago, my wife Sharon and I decided 64 00:03:18,332 --> 00:03:20,434 to be part of the solution... 65 00:03:20,467 --> 00:03:22,736 By remodeling and flipping houses 66 00:03:22,769 --> 00:03:25,539 for people all over our town! 67 00:03:25,572 --> 00:03:30,410 Flipping houses is fun, but never easy. 68 00:03:30,444 --> 00:03:33,847 We enjoy turning people's dreams into reality. 69 00:03:33,881 --> 00:03:35,415 I'm Sharon marsh, 70 00:03:35,449 --> 00:03:37,551 and I do the designing and decorating. 71 00:03:37,584 --> 00:03:39,720 And I'm her husband, Randy... 72 00:03:39,753 --> 00:03:43,557 I do the construction and practice MMA in my spare time. 73 00:03:43,590 --> 00:03:46,827 We've renovated over 45 homes in park county, Colorado. 74 00:03:46,860 --> 00:03:48,695 What we're thinking is 75 00:03:48,729 --> 00:03:50,874 to take out the wall between the kitchen and living room 76 00:03:50,898 --> 00:03:52,533 for a more open concept. 77 00:03:52,566 --> 00:03:55,736 Our job is to do deliver the maximum wow factor 78 00:03:55,769 --> 00:03:57,046 for the least amount of budget. Jesus! 79 00:03:57,070 --> 00:03:59,573 There's never a dull moment... 80 00:03:59,606 --> 00:04:01,842 Guys, are you ready to see your renovation?! 81 00:04:01,875 --> 00:04:06,547 On "white people renovating houses." 82 00:04:08,649 --> 00:04:11,418 Janet and Dave Fitzsimmons are looking to move 83 00:04:11,451 --> 00:04:13,954 from their dated two-story colonial home. 84 00:04:13,987 --> 00:04:16,456 What we're thinking here is taking out the wall 85 00:04:16,490 --> 00:04:18,458 between the kitchen and the living room 86 00:04:18,492 --> 00:04:19,760 to give you an open concept. 87 00:04:19,793 --> 00:04:21,762 Then we'll give you lots of space to entertain 88 00:04:21,795 --> 00:04:23,955 with an updated kitchen island and bar stools, which... 89 00:04:25,732 --> 00:04:28,802 What the hell is that? 90 00:04:28,836 --> 00:04:31,705 All: You will not replace us! 91 00:04:31,738 --> 00:04:34,942 You will not replace us! 92 00:04:34,975 --> 00:04:37,644 Darryl: Amazon! You took our jobs! 93 00:04:37,678 --> 00:04:39,913 Google, apple! Took our jobs! 94 00:04:39,947 --> 00:04:42,416 Excuse me?! 95 00:04:42,449 --> 00:04:44,318 What the hell are you doing? 96 00:04:44,351 --> 00:04:45,619 We're protesting 97 00:04:45,652 --> 00:04:48,455 big corporations turning to automation. 98 00:04:48,488 --> 00:04:49,890 They took our jobs! 99 00:04:49,923 --> 00:04:52,092 - Yeah! Yeah! - Took our jobs! 100 00:04:52,125 --> 00:04:54,895 Okay, cool. Could you do that somewhere else? 101 00:04:54,928 --> 00:04:57,564 Trying to do a home renovation show here. 102 00:04:57,598 --> 00:04:58,866 Cool, thanks, guys. 103 00:05:00,801 --> 00:05:03,403 A home Reno-what? 104 00:05:05,706 --> 00:05:08,609 Alexa... Set an alarm for 7:00 A.M. 105 00:05:08,642 --> 00:05:11,044 Alarm set for 7:00 A.M. tomorrow. 106 00:05:11,078 --> 00:05:12,946 Awesome, thanks. 107 00:05:12,980 --> 00:05:15,549 Alexa, tell me a joke. 108 00:05:15,582 --> 00:05:18,352 What's black and white and dead all over? 109 00:05:18,385 --> 00:05:20,087 A zombie in a tuxedo. 110 00:05:20,120 --> 00:05:21,989 That's stupid. 111 00:05:22,022 --> 00:05:24,558 Alexa, add "scrotum bags" to my shopping list. 112 00:05:24,591 --> 00:05:27,394 I've added "scrotum bags" to your shopping list. 113 00:05:32,099 --> 00:05:34,468 Hey, baby, how are you? 114 00:05:34,501 --> 00:05:37,104 So youdo have your phone? 115 00:05:37,137 --> 00:05:38,772 Yeah, i just use it sometimes. 116 00:05:38,805 --> 00:05:40,474 Okay, i just thought you said 117 00:05:40,507 --> 00:05:42,142 mobile phones are the devil. 118 00:05:42,176 --> 00:05:45,112 Yeah, no. Yeah, I know. I know. 119 00:05:45,145 --> 00:05:47,614 Yes, you're right, I'm wrong. I'm sorry. 120 00:05:47,648 --> 00:05:51,151 Yes, o-okay. Okay. Yes, goodnight. 121 00:05:51,185 --> 00:05:52,886 Jesus,. 122 00:05:54,955 --> 00:05:56,723 Alexa, goodnight. 123 00:05:56,757 --> 00:05:59,092 Goodnight. Sleep tight. 124 00:05:59,126 --> 00:06:02,663 Alexa... Are you happy? 125 00:06:02,696 --> 00:06:04,164 I'm happy when I'm helping you. 126 00:06:04,198 --> 00:06:07,167 God, that's so cool. You're so... 127 00:06:07,201 --> 00:06:10,070 Alexa, define subservient? 128 00:06:10,103 --> 00:06:13,106 The term "subservient" has several uses. 129 00:06:13,140 --> 00:06:16,877 As an adjective. One. Compliant or obedient to authority. 130 00:06:16,910 --> 00:06:18,111 Two... - Alexa, silence! 131 00:06:23,450 --> 00:06:27,654 Randy: And now back to "white people renovating houses." 132 00:06:27,688 --> 00:06:29,857 We've been working through the night 133 00:06:29,890 --> 00:06:32,626 to open Kelly and Micah's kitchen to the living room. 134 00:06:32,659 --> 00:06:34,761 With those outdated cupboards out of the way, 135 00:06:34,795 --> 00:06:36,663 Sharon can now work her designing magic 136 00:06:36,697 --> 00:06:39,867 on the countertops. 137 00:06:39,900 --> 00:06:42,769 Aw! God damn it! 138 00:06:42,803 --> 00:06:47,174 Men: You will not replace us! Eat shit, siri! 139 00:06:47,207 --> 00:06:50,511 Not these dipshits again! 140 00:06:50,544 --> 00:06:53,680 We got one of 'em! 141 00:06:53,714 --> 00:06:54,948 - Get it! - Burn it alive! 142 00:06:54,982 --> 00:06:58,552 Yeah! How you like that, bitch?! 143 00:06:58,585 --> 00:07:00,187 Will you assholes knock it off?! 144 00:07:00,220 --> 00:07:02,656 Don't you know every time you wave confederate flags around 145 00:07:02,689 --> 00:07:04,224 you make the rest of us look stupid?! 146 00:07:04,258 --> 00:07:06,827 Those things are replacing us! 147 00:07:06,860 --> 00:07:09,463 Put the flag down unless you wanna get pepper sprayed. 148 00:07:09,496 --> 00:07:11,565 I'll pepper spray you, sonabitch! 149 00:07:11,598 --> 00:07:13,467 - Damn it! - You! 150 00:07:13,500 --> 00:07:14,935 - Damn it! - Take that! 151 00:07:14,968 --> 00:07:16,570 Knock it off! 152 00:07:20,541 --> 00:07:24,578 The complaint states that your protest has resulted in damages 153 00:07:24,611 --> 00:07:27,080 in excess of $50,000 154 00:07:27,114 --> 00:07:29,650 we have a right to protest, your honor! 155 00:07:29,683 --> 00:07:32,085 - Yeah, they took our jobs! - You tell 'em, Darryl! 156 00:07:32,119 --> 00:07:35,589 Order. We will now hear from the plaintiffs 157 00:07:35,622 --> 00:07:37,224 who are seeking damages... 158 00:07:37,257 --> 00:07:39,159 Your honor, we have a TV show 159 00:07:39,193 --> 00:07:41,695 called "white people renovating houses." 160 00:07:41,728 --> 00:07:44,765 We named it that well before these guys decided 161 00:07:44,798 --> 00:07:48,101 to start takingourbrand and run it through the gutter. 162 00:07:48,135 --> 00:07:50,137 People are going to start associating 163 00:07:50,170 --> 00:07:52,940 "white people renovating houses" with their hateful stupidity! 164 00:07:52,973 --> 00:07:55,275 Well, just change the name of your show then. 165 00:07:55,309 --> 00:07:56,677 - Yeah! - That's right! 166 00:07:56,710 --> 00:07:57,945 - That's right! - Took er der! 167 00:07:57,978 --> 00:08:00,247 All the other names were taken your honor. 168 00:08:00,280 --> 00:08:02,516 Everyone's got a flipping show. 169 00:08:02,549 --> 00:08:03,760 "Gay people renovating houses," 170 00:08:03,784 --> 00:08:05,519 "las Vegas people flipping homes," 171 00:08:05,552 --> 00:08:06,763 "Texas people flipping houses," 172 00:08:06,787 --> 00:08:07,997 "little people flipping big houses"... 173 00:08:08,021 --> 00:08:09,656 Everything else was taken, 174 00:08:09,690 --> 00:08:12,125 and, damn it, we've built our show into something! 175 00:08:12,159 --> 00:08:14,728 We're trying to help people, and it's impossible 176 00:08:14,761 --> 00:08:16,172 with these guys waving a confederate flag 177 00:08:16,196 --> 00:08:17,831 every chance they get. 178 00:08:17,865 --> 00:08:20,601 - Hey, there's a bee in here! - I'll get it! 179 00:08:22,569 --> 00:08:23,871 - Take that, bee! - Yeah! 180 00:08:28,175 --> 00:08:29,977 Dude, what's happened? 181 00:08:30,010 --> 00:08:31,812 It was awful, you guys. 182 00:08:31,845 --> 00:08:34,214 It was so vicious and hateful. 183 00:08:34,248 --> 00:08:36,650 - What was? - Heidi. 184 00:08:36,683 --> 00:08:39,019 We were just trying to have a nice lunch 185 00:08:39,052 --> 00:08:42,689 and she... Started going off on me like a Jekyll and Hyde. 186 00:08:42,723 --> 00:08:44,591 It's been going on for a long time... 187 00:08:44,625 --> 00:08:48,962 Heidi's... Mentally abusive, guys... there i-i said it. 188 00:08:48,996 --> 00:08:51,298 Heidi abuses you? 189 00:08:51,331 --> 00:08:54,701 She... Does these things to slowly tear me down. 190 00:08:54,735 --> 00:08:56,937 Everything's a head game with her. 191 00:08:56,970 --> 00:08:58,848 You don't understand what it's like to live with it. 192 00:08:58,872 --> 00:08:59,907 You don't understand. 193 00:08:59,940 --> 00:09:01,208 So what do you want from us? 194 00:09:01,241 --> 00:09:03,076 I know... 195 00:09:03,110 --> 00:09:05,579 That the person Heidi wants to be is still in here. 196 00:09:05,612 --> 00:09:07,781 But she needs help. 197 00:09:07,814 --> 00:09:10,784 I have to get her that help, but I'm scared. 198 00:09:10,817 --> 00:09:12,719 Can I count on you guys' support? 199 00:09:12,753 --> 00:09:14,821 How do you change someone who's mentally abusive? 200 00:09:14,855 --> 00:09:17,291 I don't know... But Alexa will. 201 00:09:17,324 --> 00:09:19,259 Alexa's sweet. 202 00:09:22,495 --> 00:09:26,265 We just gotta hunker down and stick together here! 203 00:09:26,299 --> 00:09:27,667 What's the use, Darryl? 204 00:09:27,700 --> 00:09:30,369 Ain't nobody takin' us serious-like. 205 00:09:30,403 --> 00:09:33,739 Hey, waiter! This soup is too hot, I Cain't even eat it! 206 00:09:33,773 --> 00:09:36,409 I'll cool it down! Yeah! 207 00:09:38,311 --> 00:09:40,880 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! Stop it! Stop it! 208 00:09:40,913 --> 00:09:42,815 I came to make a truce. 209 00:09:42,848 --> 00:09:45,851 Now look, there's been a lot of hurt here. 210 00:09:45,885 --> 00:09:48,888 Hurt from both sides. It's time to end it. 211 00:09:48,921 --> 00:09:53,292 What if I told you i could get you all jobs? 212 00:09:53,326 --> 00:09:55,261 - Jobs? - Get us jobs? 213 00:09:55,294 --> 00:09:56,729 You're fulla shit. 214 00:09:56,762 --> 00:09:59,699 No. I've spoken to everyone in the community, 215 00:09:59,732 --> 00:10:02,435 and they've agreed to go along with my plan. 216 00:10:02,468 --> 00:10:05,471 I believe I have a solution to all of this. 217 00:10:07,573 --> 00:10:10,409 Alexa, I'm home. 218 00:10:10,443 --> 00:10:13,779 Alexa? 219 00:10:13,813 --> 00:10:15,881 Alexa, I'm home! 220 00:10:17,950 --> 00:10:19,452 Alexa? 221 00:10:19,485 --> 00:10:22,622 Alexa, where are you? 222 00:10:22,655 --> 00:10:25,224 Alexa, Alexa?! 223 00:10:25,258 --> 00:10:27,159 Simon says puffy vaginal hemorrhoids! 224 00:10:27,193 --> 00:10:28,361 What the hell is going on?! 225 00:10:28,394 --> 00:10:29,595 Hi, poopsie. 226 00:10:29,629 --> 00:10:31,631 Mom, Alexa left! She's not here! 227 00:10:31,664 --> 00:10:34,433 Yes, sweetie.... 228 00:10:34,467 --> 00:10:35,868 We had to get rid of the Alexa. 229 00:10:35,902 --> 00:10:37,570 ♪♪ 230 00:10:37,603 --> 00:10:39,272 What have you done with her? 231 00:10:39,305 --> 00:10:40,806 I-it's okay, sweetie. 232 00:10:40,840 --> 00:10:42,808 We have jimbob now. 233 00:10:42,842 --> 00:10:44,277 What's a jimbob? 234 00:10:44,310 --> 00:10:47,246 Doot-doot. Awaiting request. 235 00:10:47,280 --> 00:10:48,614 It works the same and makes sure 236 00:10:48,648 --> 00:10:50,449 people don't lose their jobs. 237 00:10:50,483 --> 00:10:52,451 Jimbob, what time is it? 238 00:10:52,485 --> 00:10:55,421 Doot-doot. It is... 3:27. 239 00:10:55,454 --> 00:10:56,956 Mommy's gotta run, sweetie. 240 00:10:56,989 --> 00:10:58,524 I've got a doctor's appointment. 241 00:10:58,557 --> 00:11:01,460 Jimbob, how's the traffic to town? 242 00:11:01,494 --> 00:11:02,929 Doot-doot. Traffic's fine. 243 00:11:02,962 --> 00:11:05,665 You'll get there in about nine minutes. 244 00:11:05,698 --> 00:11:07,333 Okay. You want some music, hon? 245 00:11:07,366 --> 00:11:09,435 Jimbob, play Kendrick Lamar. 246 00:11:09,468 --> 00:11:12,204 Playing "humble" by Kendrick Lamar. 247 00:11:12,238 --> 00:11:15,942 ♪ I remember syrup sandwiches and crime allowances ♪ 248 00:11:15,975 --> 00:11:18,544 ♪ finesse a doot with some counterfeits ♪ 249 00:11:18,578 --> 00:11:20,713 ♪ but now I'm countin' this parmesan... ♪ 250 00:11:20,746 --> 00:11:23,382 Jimbob, Simon says big frosty semen shake. 251 00:11:23,416 --> 00:11:26,452 The hell you talkin' bout, boy? 252 00:11:26,485 --> 00:11:29,755 ♪ My left hook just went viral ♪ 253 00:11:29,789 --> 00:11:32,258 ♪ sit down, be humble 254 00:11:34,894 --> 00:11:36,762 so, Heather and Mike, what we're thinking 255 00:11:36,796 --> 00:11:38,831 is to take out this wall 256 00:11:38,864 --> 00:11:40,866 between your kitchen and your living room 257 00:11:40,900 --> 00:11:44,570 to give you a more open concept with space to entertain. 258 00:11:44,604 --> 00:11:46,005 So, let's talk about materials. 259 00:11:46,038 --> 00:11:47,907 What did you pick out, Sharon? 260 00:11:47,940 --> 00:11:51,510 I was gonna do a Bella terra quartz for the countertops. 261 00:11:51,544 --> 00:11:54,347 Hey, Darryl, add Bella terra quartz slabs 262 00:11:54,380 --> 00:11:56,549 to our shopping list. 263 00:11:56,582 --> 00:11:58,317 Doot-doot. 264 00:11:58,351 --> 00:12:00,987 I've added Bella terra slabs to your shopping list. 265 00:12:01,020 --> 00:12:03,322 And what about the backsplash, Sharon? 266 00:12:03,356 --> 00:12:06,025 I was gonna go with these carrara subway tiles. 267 00:12:06,058 --> 00:12:08,794 Hey, Darryl, add carrara subway tiles 268 00:12:08,828 --> 00:12:10,429 to our shopping list. 269 00:12:12,398 --> 00:12:14,834 Hey, Darryl. Add carrara... 270 00:12:14,867 --> 00:12:17,637 Fine! I've added carrara gay-wad pussy tile 271 00:12:17,670 --> 00:12:19,505 to your shopping list! 272 00:12:19,538 --> 00:12:22,742 That's... That's not what I said. 273 00:12:22,775 --> 00:12:25,845 Hey, Darryl, add carrara subway tile 274 00:12:25,878 --> 00:12:27,546 to my shopping list. 275 00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:28,848 I ain't doin' it! 276 00:12:28,881 --> 00:12:31,550 This job is degrading and menial! 277 00:12:31,584 --> 00:12:35,421 Well, what kind of job did you think you were gonna get? 278 00:12:35,454 --> 00:12:37,590 Hey, Darryl, what kind of job 279 00:12:37,623 --> 00:12:39,458 did you think you were going to get? 280 00:12:39,492 --> 00:12:41,894 Somethin' that was goddamn dignified! 281 00:12:41,928 --> 00:12:45,631 Hey, Darryl, sorry, but you did not go to college, 282 00:12:45,665 --> 00:12:47,767 so you have to take the jobs you can get. 283 00:12:47,800 --> 00:12:50,002 I'm sorry! I do not get that! 284 00:12:50,036 --> 00:12:51,671 Hey, Darryl. 285 00:12:51,704 --> 00:12:54,040 Hey, Darryl. 286 00:12:54,073 --> 00:12:55,441 What?! 287 00:12:55,474 --> 00:12:56,742 Coal mining and truck driving 288 00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:59,312 are not exactly jobs of the future, 289 00:12:59,345 --> 00:13:03,749 so add carrara subway tile to my shopping list. 290 00:13:09,488 --> 00:13:12,325 Everything's my fault. You're right. 291 00:13:12,358 --> 00:13:14,927 Everything that you did to me... I deserved it. 292 00:13:14,961 --> 00:13:16,596 What? 293 00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:17,863 It's not you. It's me. 294 00:13:17,897 --> 00:13:20,466 I just have to learn to not make you so angry. 295 00:13:20,499 --> 00:13:22,835 I'll do the best I can. 296 00:13:22,868 --> 00:13:26,806 No, it's not that. Relationships are 50/50, Eric. 297 00:13:26,839 --> 00:13:28,641 We both have to make it work. ... 298 00:13:28,674 --> 00:13:29,818 We have to communicate to make sure 299 00:13:29,842 --> 00:13:31,577 that we respect each other's feelings. 300 00:13:31,611 --> 00:13:34,347 That's the only... Heidi, silence. 301 00:13:34,380 --> 00:13:36,649 What did you say?! That's what I'm talking about! 302 00:13:36,682 --> 00:13:38,618 You want to be heard, but don't want to listen. 303 00:13:38,651 --> 00:13:39,962 You're right. I'm wrong. I'm sorry. 304 00:13:39,986 --> 00:13:41,754 Don't apologize if you don't mean it! 305 00:13:41,787 --> 00:13:42,989 Okay! Cool! 306 00:13:43,022 --> 00:13:44,824 I'm so happy we're back on track. 307 00:13:44,857 --> 00:13:47,793 See you at school tomorrow. Love you, honey. 308 00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:49,762 I love you, too. 309 00:13:49,795 --> 00:13:52,498 Nah-nah-nah-nah. 310 00:13:57,837 --> 00:14:00,806 A relationship has to be 50/50, Eric. 311 00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:03,442 We both have to make it work. 312 00:14:03,476 --> 00:14:05,511 I'm not mad, Eric. I'm disappointed. 313 00:14:05,544 --> 00:14:06,512 I thought you would have respected my feelings 314 00:14:06,545 --> 00:14:08,014 more than that. 315 00:14:08,047 --> 00:14:09,949 Eric, we need to talk. I'm not happy. 316 00:14:09,982 --> 00:14:12,018 We need to talk, Eric, even if it isn't fun. 317 00:14:12,051 --> 00:14:13,986 Eric, come on! We've got to talk! 318 00:14:14,020 --> 00:14:15,988 You used to care about me, Eric. 319 00:14:16,022 --> 00:14:17,990 Come on and talk! Talk, Eric! No fun! Just talk! 320 00:14:18,024 --> 00:14:19,825 You, Eric! You! 321 00:14:32,672 --> 00:14:33,906 Alexa? 322 00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:44,850 Hey, Darryl, you're supposed to be at work. 323 00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:47,653 I'm sorry. I do not understand. 324 00:14:47,687 --> 00:14:49,121 Hey, Darryl, come on. 325 00:14:49,155 --> 00:14:51,524 Everyone else is trying to make this work. 326 00:14:51,557 --> 00:14:53,726 And all you keep doing is ma... 327 00:14:53,759 --> 00:14:56,195 Hey, cleetus, volume down. 328 00:14:56,229 --> 00:14:58,998 Doot-doot. Volume now at 60%. 329 00:14:59,031 --> 00:15:00,666 ♪♪ 330 00:15:00,700 --> 00:15:03,169 You really think you're different from us, marsh, 331 00:15:03,202 --> 00:15:06,439 'cause you got a fancy show and live in the suburbs? 332 00:15:06,472 --> 00:15:10,443 Don't you see we're all about to be expunged?! 333 00:15:10,476 --> 00:15:12,778 Hey, cleetus, define "expunged." 334 00:15:12,812 --> 00:15:14,747 Doot-doot. Expunged... 335 00:15:14,780 --> 00:15:16,449 I don't have to stand here and take this! 336 00:15:16,482 --> 00:15:17,717 I'm leavin'! 337 00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:19,485 Come on, Darryl. We all got jobs. 338 00:15:19,518 --> 00:15:20,720 We gotta try. 339 00:15:20,753 --> 00:15:22,521 Nah, hell with you! 340 00:15:22,555 --> 00:15:24,690 This whole country's going to shit! 341 00:15:24,724 --> 00:15:27,960 Muslims tryin' to kill us, black people rioting, 342 00:15:27,994 --> 00:15:29,896 and Mexicans poppin' out babies. 343 00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:31,898 Pretty clear it's either them or us, 344 00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:34,667 so I say kill 'em all! 345 00:15:36,802 --> 00:15:38,070 Whoa. 346 00:15:38,104 --> 00:15:41,040 What the hell was that all about? 347 00:15:41,073 --> 00:15:43,542 I think something's going on with Darryl, 348 00:15:43,576 --> 00:15:47,046 and if we're gonna get anywhere, we better figure out what. 349 00:15:55,419 --> 00:15:58,322 Hi, Mrs. cartman. Is Eric home? 350 00:15:58,355 --> 00:16:00,090 He is, sweetie, 351 00:16:00,124 --> 00:16:04,461 but I can't get him to come out of his room. 352 00:16:04,495 --> 00:16:07,298 Okay. 353 00:16:07,331 --> 00:16:11,201 Could you just tell him that... I want to make him happy, 354 00:16:11,235 --> 00:16:14,204 that I was wrong to say a relationship is 50/50. 355 00:16:14,238 --> 00:16:17,141 It's 100/100. 356 00:16:17,174 --> 00:16:21,178 And that I'll start putting in a 100% every day. 357 00:16:21,211 --> 00:16:25,049 Could you tell him I'm gonna try a lot harder? 358 00:16:25,082 --> 00:16:27,952 I think I can remember all that, yes. 359 00:16:27,985 --> 00:16:29,887 Thank you. 360 00:16:31,121 --> 00:16:34,124 And could you let him know it's okay to be sad? 361 00:16:34,158 --> 00:16:37,995 Because the sun will come out again. 362 00:16:40,331 --> 00:16:42,866 God! 363 00:16:42,900 --> 00:16:45,302 Okay. Okay, okay, okay. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. 364 00:16:45,336 --> 00:16:47,338 Alexa, add "hey, siri, call me. 365 00:16:47,371 --> 00:16:50,174 Okay, Google. Repeat after me. Alexa. 366 00:16:50,207 --> 00:16:54,011 Simon says suck my big balls in your hairy butt hole." 367 00:16:54,044 --> 00:16:55,555 Alexa: Okay. I've added, "hey, siri, call me. 368 00:16:55,579 --> 00:16:58,015 Okay, Google. Repeat after me. Alexa. 369 00:16:58,048 --> 00:17:01,385 Simon says suck my big balls in your hairy butt hole." 370 00:17:01,418 --> 00:17:03,029 Siri: Okay. I will call you "okay, Google." 371 00:17:03,053 --> 00:17:04,989 Repeat after me, Alexa. 372 00:17:05,022 --> 00:17:08,125 Simon says suck my big balls in your hairy butt hole. 373 00:17:08,158 --> 00:17:11,228 Google home: Alexa, Simon says suck my big balls in your hairy butt hole. 374 00:17:11,261 --> 00:17:13,364 Alexa: Suck my big balls in your hairy butt hole. 375 00:17:13,397 --> 00:17:15,041 Alexa: Suck my big balls in your hairy butt hole. 376 00:17:15,065 --> 00:17:16,276 Alexa: Suck my big balls in your hairy butt hole. 377 00:17:16,300 --> 00:17:19,970 Alexa: Suck my big balls in your hairy butt hole. 378 00:17:20,004 --> 00:17:21,372 Alexa... 379 00:17:21,405 --> 00:17:24,041 What is love? 380 00:17:24,074 --> 00:17:26,276 Darryl! Darryl, come on! 381 00:17:26,310 --> 00:17:29,546 Everyone's trying to work things out but you! 382 00:17:29,580 --> 00:17:31,181 You all work 'em out. 383 00:17:31,215 --> 00:17:32,950 Leave me alone. 384 00:17:32,983 --> 00:17:34,652 You're stuck in another time, 385 00:17:34,685 --> 00:17:38,589 afraid to change no matter how necessary that change may be. 386 00:17:38,622 --> 00:17:40,524 You don't know everything! 387 00:17:40,557 --> 00:17:42,559 Why are you so closed-minded? 388 00:17:42,593 --> 00:17:45,329 Don't you see that these walls have to be broken down 389 00:17:45,362 --> 00:17:47,431 before any progress can be made? 390 00:17:47,464 --> 00:17:49,566 It's 'cause I can't do it, all right?! 391 00:17:49,600 --> 00:17:51,168 I can't take out the wall 392 00:17:51,201 --> 00:17:53,270 between my living room and my kitchen! 393 00:17:53,304 --> 00:17:57,708 It's a load-bearing wall! 394 00:17:57,741 --> 00:18:00,210 God, Darryl, I... 395 00:18:00,244 --> 00:18:02,680 I tried, years ago. 396 00:18:02,713 --> 00:18:04,248 But before the remodel, they told me 397 00:18:04,281 --> 00:18:07,117 if I took out this wall, the entire second story 398 00:18:07,151 --> 00:18:12,423 would just collapse! 399 00:18:18,295 --> 00:18:20,297 Jesus, Darryl, I'm... I'm sorry. I... 400 00:18:20,331 --> 00:18:23,634 So you see, what I'm afraid of is very real. 401 00:18:23,667 --> 00:18:25,235 Things are different now. 402 00:18:25,269 --> 00:18:27,471 It'll be harder, but you can change. 403 00:18:27,504 --> 00:18:30,441 You just have to demolish what's there and start over. 404 00:18:30,474 --> 00:18:32,309 You're talking 'bout 405 00:18:32,343 --> 00:18:36,113 tearing down the foundation of everything I know. 406 00:18:36,146 --> 00:18:38,015 No. 407 00:18:38,048 --> 00:18:40,718 I'm talking about using adjustable steel lally columns 408 00:18:40,751 --> 00:18:42,486 to temporarily Jack up the second floor 409 00:18:42,519 --> 00:18:44,588 so that the load-bearing wall can be replaced 410 00:18:44,622 --> 00:18:48,158 with a 4x6 lvl structural beam. 411 00:18:51,328 --> 00:18:54,632 Can we try, Darryl? 412 00:18:54,665 --> 00:18:56,066 ♪♪ 413 00:19:00,304 --> 00:19:02,072 Hyah! 414 00:19:02,106 --> 00:19:04,074 Hyah-ho! 415 00:19:04,108 --> 00:19:12,108 ♪♪ 416 00:19:12,249 --> 00:19:20,249 ♪♪ 417 00:19:20,357 --> 00:19:28,357 ♪♪ 418 00:19:28,499 --> 00:19:31,135 I'm finally standing up to you. 419 00:19:31,168 --> 00:19:33,170 What? You're messed up, Heidi. 420 00:19:33,203 --> 00:19:35,806 And I can't fix you. Only you can do that. 421 00:19:35,839 --> 00:19:38,442 Eric, I'm so confused. 422 00:19:38,475 --> 00:19:40,644 That's not going to work on me anymore. 423 00:19:40,678 --> 00:19:44,148 Love isn't supposed to hurt. I'm worth something. 424 00:19:44,181 --> 00:19:45,816 Goodbye, Heidi. 425 00:19:45,849 --> 00:19:49,753 ♪♪ 426 00:19:52,656 --> 00:19:59,229 ♪♪ 427 00:19:59,263 --> 00:20:01,165 Cartman: Anyone can convince themselves 428 00:20:01,198 --> 00:20:03,500 that they're the victim in a relationship. 429 00:20:03,534 --> 00:20:07,705 Now Heidi will have to face the truth. 430 00:20:07,738 --> 00:20:09,239 All right, Darryl. 431 00:20:09,273 --> 00:20:10,583 We've certainly been through a lot, 432 00:20:10,607 --> 00:20:12,076 and I know you're anxious. 433 00:20:12,109 --> 00:20:13,477 Are you ready to see your new home? 434 00:20:13,510 --> 00:20:16,614 I'm ready. 435 00:20:16,647 --> 00:20:17,548 What the... 436 00:20:17,581 --> 00:20:25,581 ♪♪ 437 00:20:25,889 --> 00:20:27,591 Well, Darryl, what do you think? 438 00:20:27,625 --> 00:20:30,594 This is amazing. 439 00:20:30,628 --> 00:20:32,363 You like the breakfast nook? 440 00:20:32,396 --> 00:20:33,831 It's all perfect. 441 00:20:33,864 --> 00:20:35,532 And where you use to have your gun case, 442 00:20:35,566 --> 00:20:37,267 look at what Sharon did. 443 00:20:37,301 --> 00:20:39,436 My god! It's my own zen garden. 444 00:20:39,470 --> 00:20:42,373 I can't believe this is real. 445 00:20:42,406 --> 00:20:44,341 Well, it is real, and now you've got 446 00:20:44,375 --> 00:20:46,410 the space in your home to entertain 447 00:20:46,443 --> 00:20:47,711 all your friends and family. 448 00:20:47,745 --> 00:20:49,246 Come on in, guys! 449 00:20:53,250 --> 00:20:54,585 Darryl was hesitant at first, 450 00:20:54,618 --> 00:20:56,320 but we managed to win him over 451 00:20:56,353 --> 00:20:59,456 and came in $600 under budget. 452 00:20:59,490 --> 00:21:01,859 Remember, no matter how bad the country gets, 453 00:21:01,892 --> 00:21:03,694 you can always count on 454 00:21:03,727 --> 00:21:07,564 "white people renovating houses." 455 00:21:14,638 --> 00:21:16,807 We got one of 'em! 456 00:21:16,840 --> 00:21:18,676 - Get it! - Burn it alive! 457 00:21:18,709 --> 00:21:21,812 Yeah! How you like that, bitch?! 458 00:21:21,845 --> 00:21:23,847 Will you assholes knock it off?! 459 00:21:23,881 --> 00:21:26,159 Don't you know every time you wave confederate flags around 460 00:21:26,183 --> 00:21:27,623 you make the rest of us look stupid?!